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vivisroom:

nicoleforslund:

me when someone tries to explain math

that comment is so accurate it hurts

(via sunshine-n-shotgunshells)

domesticabusewillsaveusall:

Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL 18/5/2013 

German Smurfs, Gizblow the coked up Gremlin, Human Fire Extinguishers, Ben Affleck and is that Ryan Seacrest? No it’s a drowned albino who looks like Axl Rose.

I’m going to miss Bill Hader.

(via ethangelion)

guccier:

<3

(via hornyspice)

(Source: iwillmindfuckyou, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

awesomephilia:

The officer thought he had an arrest but it didn’t pan out

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via itsdamnfunny)

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

(via hotguysandpizza)

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

you are my new favorite person

(via laughbitches)

shimmyshimmycocoapuffs:

nishlo:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

and do the harlem shake

To the left 

To the left 

To the left

(via hotguysandpizza)

tyleroakley:

I want this above my fireplace.

(via obamallamatime)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

smileyfacewinkwink:

Who doesn’t love Marius?

(Source: riddlemetom, via hotguysandpizza)

awkwardvagina:

me and my girls on the way to prom

(via hotguysandpizza)

the-potter-tardis:

the-summoner:

helloamitumblingyet:

thew0lfm0ther:

NO

YES

do you ever just stop and look at a post and realize that these are actual people, doing actual things in actual places,

like your neighbor could be in their house right now, putting panty hose on their dog or making a cosplay or dancing around in a horse mask to put on a website for other actual people in other actual places to enjoy,

think i just blew my own mind,

GOD DAMMIT. I AM 58361836% DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE.

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via tickling-your-man-boobies)